Flora of the Moon
trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year
The government got shut down when Obama was president as well.
It’s not new.
Stop blowing it out of proportion.
It’s not a rare occurrence.
When the government shutdown under the Obama administration it was a divided government. Which made more sense because under a divided government it’s harder to compromise.
Here we are, 2018, and the Republicans control ALL branches of the government. They still failed to compromise and negotiate.
This is the first time the government shutdown under a one-party government. Ever.
This is most definitely a rare occurrence. Very rare.
I… have never seen this before in my life
Like, I get the purpose of it, but that doesn’t make it any less bizarre to me
Did this get retconned into our timeline?
my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward
A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
Finally, a good post
You hear loud screaming coming from around the bend.
When you turn the corner, you see me, spinning with me sword in hand.
Just like a helicopter.
A screaming helicopter.
Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly
This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.
Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome
Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want
You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing
And that’s knowing your limits
Physically, mentally, and emotionally.
You find the monster that’s best for YOU
And you have a nice day
Knuckles has been sixteen for 1994 and shows no signs of being anything but sixteen in future.
I’m more worried about Tails. THe guy’s been, in roughly accurate order: Ten, four, ten again, twelve, eight, eleven, and is now apparently a vague eight year old but has the mannerisms and personality of a twenty-year old.
What are they feeding this kid?
oh hey cool ava’s special request finished!
now to place it in my camp–
….uh. why is it not placing??? it’s supposed to go into the circle how big could it possibly–
….uh
…nintendo. nINTENDO!! that is not a “large egg”!!! “large eggs” exist. an ostrich egg is a “large egg”. THIS egg takes up ~20% of my fucking camp. i don’t have words for what size it is but i’m not gonna call it “large egg”. “large egg”, my ass. what kinda large egg–